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“Here's a good thing to do if you go to a party and you don't know anybody: First take out the garbage. Then go around and collect any extra garbage that people might have, like a crumpled napkin, and take that out too. Pretty soon people will want to meet the busy garbage guy.”
Jack Handy
“That action alone is just that does not harm either party to a dispute”
Mahatma Gandhi
“When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.”
Xeni Jardin
“How can one conceive of a one-party system in a country that has over two hundred varieties of cheese?”
Charles de Gaulle
“Recently I heard a 'wise guy' story that I had a party at my home for twenty-five men. It's an interesting story, but I don't know twenty-five men I'd want to invite ta a party.”
Joan Crawford
“Sometimes party loyalty asks too much”
John Fitzgerald Kennedy
“It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four percent of the people”
Gore Vidal
“Brains, you know, are suspect in the Republican Party.”
Walter Lippmann
“Whether we and our politicians know it or not, Nature is party to all our deals and decisions, and she has more votes, a longer memory, and a sterner sense of justice than we do”
Wendell Berry
“When the doctrine of allegiance to party can utterly up-end a man's moral constitution and make a temporary fool of him besides, what excuse are you going to offer for preaching it, teaching it, extending it, perpetuating it? Shall you say, the best good of the country demands allegiance to party? Shall you also say it demands that a man kick his truth and his conscience into the gutter, and become a mouthing lunatic, besides?”
Mark Twain
