(12 quotes found)
“Maternity is a matter of fact, paternity is a matter of opinion.”
American Proverb
“We are always busiest during the run-up to Spring Festival. It is the peak time for paternity tests.”
Cui Yugui
“The eldest alone may take the whole paternal estate, the others shall live under him just as ,they lived under their father.”
Guru Nanak
“It would have been easy to establish paternity, but because he didn't, now Chris is likely going to suffer the consequences.”
George Lucas
“I'm getting that paternity test in two weeks.”
Pinky Mulligan
“[Such] genetic fingerprinting, ... has helped solve crimes, settle paternity and immigration disputes, establish the bases of inherited diseases, enhance transplantation biology, save endangered species, establish human origins and migrations and advance countless other beneficial endeavors.”
Mary Lasker
“Not surprisingly, the disclosure of information about unsuspected paternity comes with potentially devastating effects.”
David L. Katz
“People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.”
George F. Burns
“Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.”
Bill Cosby
“I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.”
Thomas Jefferson
