(12 quotes found)
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Robin Williams
“The only bodily organ which is really regarded as inferior is the atrophied penis, a girl's clitoris.”
Sigmund Freud
“There are very few jobs that actually require a penis or vagina. All other jobs should be open to everybody.”
Florynce R. Kennedy
“If women can display their camel-toeses then men can display their camel-noses.”
Rain Bojangles
“Did he actually touch your penis or your testicles?”
Ron Zonen
“The guy comes into the jail with a catheter sticking out the end of his (penis), you'd think they'd do something about it! This is totally inhumane. He's been tortured for days for no reason.”
Douglas Hiatt
“George Bush doesn't actually have to be a penis head for some portion of voters to believe absolutely without hesitation that he is a penis head. That's the beauty of controlling all major sources of news dissemination in America. It ensures that liberals will never have to learn how to argue beyond the level of a 6-year-old.”
Tucker Carlson
“A guy gets shot with a penis.”
Pauline Kael
“One misconception about me... that I have a small penis. That's a big misconception.”
Richie Sambora
