(915 quotes found)
“I don't even know how to use a parking meter, let alone a phone box.”
Princess Diana
“If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?”
Robin Williams
“If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?”
Stephen Levine
“Phrases and their actual meanings: "My teacher has never liked me." Expect a phone call before lunch from the teacher informing you that your child has been launching hot dogs by compressing them inside a small Thermos and then removing the lid quickly.”
Erma Bombeck
“Have you ever felt like a phone call that's been disconnected?”
Shannen Doherty
“At my hotel room, my friend came over and asked to use the phone. I said Certainly. He said Do I need to dial 9? I say Yeah. Especially if it's in the number. You can try four and five back to back real quick.”
Mitch Hedberg
“I drive with my knees. Otherwise, how can I put on my lipstick and talk on my phone?”
Sharon Stone
“[When she interviewed Matt Damon]Is there anything you want me to ask you, besides your phone number?”
Pink
“Don't write anything you can phone. Don't phone anything you can talk. Don't talk anything you can whisper. Don't whisper anything you can smile. Don't smile anything you can nod. Don't nod anything you can wink.”
Earl Long
“"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel" {while speaking on the phone}”
Homer Simpson
