(19 quotes found)
“If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain?”
Tom Barrett
“He's a couple sandwiches short of a picnic.”
Lance Bass
“The four most over-rated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex and picnics.”
Christopher Hitchens
“It'll be no picnic. We're going to have to shoot the ball better or it's going to be a long afternoon or evening.”
Bud Ogden
“If you have this many bidders, the seller has a picnic. He'll play one off the other.”
David Londoner
“When I have to replace my picnic tables, that's criminal,”
David Elliott
“There aren't as many developed facilities in terms of picnic areas and that kind of thing, but it gets fished pretty heavily.”
Gary Smith
“We really fill up on summer weekends. There are picnic tables spread throughout, but we also have four picnic shelters. A lot of people just enjoy sitting on a blanket on the ground.”
Emily Waugh
“You have to love a nation that celebrates its independence every July 4, not with a parade of guns, tanks, and soldiers who file by the White House in a show of strength and muscle, but with family picnics where kids throw Frisbees, the potato salad gets iffy, and the flies die from happiness. You may think you have overeaten, but it is patriotism.”
Contributed by: Andy James
Erma Bombeck
“It was a solid punch. It was no picnic.”
Jared Paul Stern
