(126 quotes found)
“No matter how carefully you plan your goals, they will never be more than pipe dreams unless you pursue them with gusto.”
W. Clement Stone
“I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.”
W. C. Fields
“When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas...”
Emo Philips
“It is quite a three pipe problem, and I beg that you won't speak to me for fifty minutes”
Arthur Conan Doyle Sr.
“In this weak piping time of peace.”
William Shakespeare
“The old pipe gives the sweetest smoke.”
Irish Proverb
“The pipe draws wisdom from the lips of the philosopher, and shuts up the mouth of the foolish: it generates a style of conversation, contemplative, thoughtful, benevolent, and unaffected.”
William Makepeace Thackeray
“My mother groan'd, my father wept Into the dangerous world I leapt, Helpless, naked, piping loud, Like a fiend hid in a cloud”
William Blake
“Pressure can burst a pipe or pressure can make a diamond.”
Robert Horry
“Why refer to Lady Crack Pipe or Good Sir Dishrag when these things could never live up to all that their sex implied.”
David Sedaris
