(52 quotes found)
“I have pissed in the Rhine, now send me gas!”
General George S. Patton
“They would not be smart enough to pour piss out of their boots, if the instructions were written on the sole”
Garrison Keillor
“I do smell all horse-piss; at which my nose is in great indignation”
William Shakespeare
“Even a little dog can piss on a big building.”
Jim Hightower
“If no one is pissed-off with you then you are dead but just haven't figured it out yet.”
Tom Peters
“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Monty Python
“Mick Jagger is about as sexy as a pissing toad.”
Truman Capote
“Can you piss off a Puerto Rican and live to tell about it?”
Jennifer Lopez
“Look. I was pissed off! That's all I could say. I really felt that I wanted to do that shit. At one point in time, I really wanted to do that shit. For real.”
Eminem
“It amazes me that organs that piss/ Can give human beings such perfect bliss.”
Irving Layton
