(71 quotes found)
“The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 a.m.”
Charles Pierce
“There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.”
Stephen Wright
“Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I don't think I could eat eight.”
Yogi Berra
“If I were an Al Qaeda guy, I wouldn't go out for a pizza.”
Bryan Hilferty
“We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.”
Jeff Marder
“Hey - you guys with the ladder. If you come here I'll buy you pizza.”
Andy Roddick
“It's not just for pasta. You can use it on chicken or fish, or on homemade pizza.”
Beverly Price
“I usually cook the pizza for my husband and myself and we eat it hot for a meal. But for a party it's really fun, too, cut in small slices. It's nice to have something you can make ahead and serve at room temperature.”
Bev Jones
“The pizza is really good. They get it from a local place. It comes in a sack.”
Andy Pfeifer
“I also prepackage cheese and sausage for my homemade pizzas,”
Carolyn Allen
