(1073 quotes found)
“He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love”
Proverb
“I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.”
A. Whitney Brown
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”
Erma Bombeck
“Like a plant that starts up in showers and sunshine and does not know which has best helped it to grow, it is difficult to say whether the hard things or the pleasant things did me the most good.”
Lucy Larcom
“One generation plants the trees, and another gets the shade”
Chinese Proverbs
“(Pain) removes the veil; it plants the flag of truth within the fortress of a rebel soul”
C.S. Lewis
“If you are planning for a year, sow rice; if you are planning for a decade, plant trees; if you are planning for a lifetime, educate people”
“I saw a product on late night tv. It said, you can water your hard-to-reach plants with this product. Who the fuck would make their plants hard to reach?! I know you need water, but I'm gonna make you hard to reach. I will throw water at you. Hopefully they invent a product before you shrivel and die. And they said, you can have this product for four easy payments of $19.95. I would like to see a product that was available for three easy payments, and one fuckin' complicated payment. We ain't gonna tell you which one it is, but one of these payments is gonna be a bitch: the mailman will get shot to death, the envelope will not seal, and the stamps will be in the wrong denomination...Good luck f*cker! The last payment must be made in wompum!”
Mitch Hedberg
“Natural abilities are like natural plants; they need pruning by study”
Francis Bacon Sr.
“He who plants a garden plants happiness”
