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“I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.”
A. Whitney Brown
“(Pain) removes the veil; it plants the flag of truth within the fortress of a rebel soul”
C.S. Lewis
“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”
Erma Bombeck
“He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love”
Proverb
“I saw a product on late night tv. It said, you can water your hard-to-reach plants with this product. Who the fuck would make their plants hard to reach?! I know you need water, but I'm gonna make you hard to reach. I will throw water at you. Hopefully they invent a product before you shrivel and die. And they said, you can have this product for four easy payments of $19.95. I would like to see a product that was available for three easy payments, and one fuckin' complicated payment. We ain't gonna tell you which one it is, but one of these payments is gonna be a bitch: the mailman will get shot to death, the envelope will not seal, and the stamps will be in the wrong denomination...Good luck f*cker! The last payment must be made in wompum!”
Mitch Hedberg
“If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people.”
Confucius
“Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul.”
Thomas Merton
“Natural abilities are like natural plants; they need pruning by study”
Francis Bacon Sr.
“If you are planning for a year, sow rice; if you are planning for a decade, plant trees; if you are planning for a lifetime, educate people”
Chinese Proverbs
“Our sense of community and compassionate intelligence must be extended to all life forms, plants, animals, rocks, rivers, and human beings. This is the story of our past and it will be the story of our future.”
Terry Tempest Williams
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