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“War is one of the scourges with which it has pleased God to afflict men.”
Cardinal Richelieu
“I opened-up a yogurt, underneath the lid it said, "Please try again." because they were having a contest that I was unaware of. I thought maybe I opened the yogurt wrong. ...Or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me... "Come on Mitchell, don't give up!" An inspirational message from your friends at Yoplait, fruit on the bottom, hope on top.”
Mitch Hedberg
“Please don't ask me to do that which I've just said I'm not going to do, because you're burning up time. The meter is running through the sand on you, and I am now filibustering.”
George Bush
“The Devil hath power To assume a pleasing shape”
William Shakespeare
“I'm so pleased to be able to say hello to Bill Scranton. He's one of the great Pennsylvania political families.”
George W. Bush
“Think wrongly, if you please, but in all cases think for yourself”
Doris Lessing
“The job can't be finished only improved to please the customer.”
W. Edwards Deming
“For of all gainful professions, nothing is better, nothing more pleasing, nothing more delightful, nothing better becomes a well-bred man than agriculture”
Marcus Tullius Cicero
“And if it please you, so; if not, why, so.”
“County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I'll stop you when...Hello?”
Calvin & Hobbes
