(243 quotes found)
“Here's somthing you never hear someone say: 'As soon as I stick this red hot poker up my ass i'm going to chop my dick off'.”
George Carlin
“Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.”
Stephen Wright
“Life, like poker, has an element of risk. It shouldn't be avoided. It should be faced.”
Edward Norton
“Baseball is like a poker game. Nobody wants to quit when he's losing; nobody wants you to quit when you're ahead.”
Jackie Robinson
“If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.”
Paul Newman
“Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them.”
Mark Twain
“People would be surprised to know how much I learned about prayer from playing poker”
Mary Austin
“Abruptly the poker of memory stirs the ashes of recollection and uncovers a forgotten ember, still smoldering down there, still hot, still glowing, still red as red.”
William Manchester
“The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent.”
David Mamet
“[Ross coming back from bathroom, getting ready to play poker with Rachel] Ross: Your money is mine, Green. Rachel: Your fly is open, Geller.”
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