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“I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police.”
Keith Richards
“In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say "Stop, or I'll say stop again."”
Robin Williams
“If we take matrimony at it's lowest, we regard it as a sort of friendship recognised by the police.”
Robert Louis Stevenson
“We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.”
Jeff Marder
“I'm not against the police; I'm just afraid of them.”
Alfred Hitchcock
“The atom bombs are piling up in the factories, the police are prowling through the cities, the lies are streaming from the loudspeakers, but the earth is still going round the sun.”
George Orwell
“However low a man sinks he never reaches the level of the police.”
Quentin Crisp
“At one time my only wish was to be a police official. It seemed to me to be an occupation for my sleepless intriguing mind. I had the idea that there, among criminals, were people to fight: clever, vigorous, crafty fellows. Later I realized that it was good that I did not become one, for most police cases involve misery and wretchedness -- not crimes and scandals.”
Soren Kierkegaard
“A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.”
Dennis Miller
“We have to have armies! We have to have military power! We have to have police forces, whether it's police in a great city or police in an international scale to keep those madmen from taking over the world and robbing the world of its liberties”
Billy Graham
