(30 quotes found)
“All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.”
Charlie Chaplin
“A director must be a policeman, a midwife, a psychoanalyst, a sycophant and a bastard.”
Billy Wilder
“Every citizen of the republic ought to consider himself an unofficial policeman, and keep unsalaried watch and ward over the laws and their execution”
Mark Twain
“Your policeman are such wonderful hunks.”
Cybill Shepherd
“I never write Metropolis for seven cents because I can get the same price for city. I never write policeman because I can get the same money for cop.”
“A policeman stopped me and said: "Would you please blow into this bag, sir?" I said: "What for, officer?" He said: "My chips are too hot."”
Tommy Cooper
“A successful lawsuit is one worn by a policeman”
Robert Frost
“A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.”
Will Rogers
“I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.”
Brendan Behan
“Just because it happened in a fictional movie about a robot policeman doesn't mean it's right.”
Daniel Friedman
