(90 quotes found)
“My friend said to me, You know what I like? Mashed potatoes. I was like, Dude, you have to give me time to guess. If you're going to quiz me you have to insert a pause.”
Mitch Hedberg
“My dream is to become a farmer. Just a Bohemian guy pulling up his own sweet potatoes for dinner.”
Lenny Kravitz
“Tossed around like a hot potato”
Proverb
“Dropped like a hot potato”
“It is easy to halve the potato where there is love.”
Irish Sayings
“I was raised almost entirely on turnips and potatoes, but I think that the turnips had more to do with the effect than the potatoes.”
Marlene Dietrich
“Talk of joy: there may be things better than beef stew and baked potatoes and home-made bread - there may be.”
David Gayson
“I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear.”
Phil Hartman
“so I have a lot of love for the old steak and potatoes.”
Chike Okeafor
“Do you know why there's so much air in potato chip bags?”
Brian White