(611 quotes found)
“If you want to ask about my drug problem, go ask my big, fat, smart, ten pound daughter, she'll answer any questions you have about it.”
Courtney Love
“Last night the United States dropped four 2,000 pound bombs on Saddam Hussein. I don't know anything about explosives, but, my God, do those things even need to explode?”
David Letterman
“A pinch of praise is worth a pound of scorn. A dash of encouragement is more helpful than a dipper of pessimism. A cup of kindness is better than a cupboard of criticism.”
William Arthur Ward
“A full-grown manatee, which can weigh more than 1,000 pounds, looks like the result of a genetic experiment involving a walrus and the Goodyear Blimp.”
Dave Barry
“I'm scared to death of being poor. It's like a fat girl who loses 500 pounds but is always fat inside. I grew up poor and will always feel poor inside. It's my pet paranoia.”
Cher
“Penny wise is often pound foolish.”
French Proverb
“I'm famous for my bottom dances, but you'll only see my bum and willy if you raise a million pounds within an hour.”
Billy Connolly
“Better an ounce of luck than a pound of gold.”
Yiddish Proverb
“I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. BY all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.”
Erma Bombeck
“When you hang with a bunch of 300-pound linemen, you tend to find the places that are the greasiest and serve the most food.”
Tom Brady
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