(132 quotes found)
“I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.”
Stephen Wright
“A puritan is a person who pours righteous indignation into the wrong things.”
G. K. Chesterton
“The sun was like a huge 50-cent piece that someone had poured kerosene on and then had lit with a match, and said, "Here, hold this while I go get a newspaper," and put the coin in my hand, but never came back.”
Richard Brautigan
“How doth the little crocodile / Improve his shining tail, / And pour the waters of the Nile,/ On every golden scale!”
Lewis Carroll
“When it rains, it pours”
American Proverb
“A cat pours his body on the floor like water. It is restful just to see him.”
William Lyon Phelps
“I really just want to be warm yellow light that pours over everyone I love.”
Conor Oberst
“They would not be smart enough to pour piss out of their boots, if the instructions were written on the sole”
Garrison Keillor
“Angel-duck, angel-duck, winged and silly, / Pouring a watering-pot over a lily.”
Charles Lamb
“He give her a look that you could of poured on a waffle”
Ring Lardner
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