(665 quotes found)
“Content and Riches seldom meet together, Riches take thou, contentment I had rather.”
Benjamin Franklin
“Kate would have Thomas, no one blame her can: Tom won't have Kate, and who can blame the Man?”
“I would rather go to bed with Lillian Russell stark naked than Ulysses S. Grant in full military regalia.”
Mark Twain
“All right, then, I'll go to hell.”
“The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.”
“When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat”
“I have found out there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them”
“The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man's”
“Let us not be too particular; it is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all”
