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“I'd like to be pregnant...”
“I didn't know that my life would change so much in a year, I was pregnant, Got married, became a mother, my husband dumped me. I am still living the year, so What's next?”
“I'm five months' pregnant and heading out.”
“Yes, I am a teenager. No, I am not pregnant, high, or about to steal your stuff.”
McKenna Lee Borland-Winningham
“No matter how much talent or effort, some things just take time into complete: you can never be a baby in one month by nine women pregnant.”
“The only way I will have a baby for your trifling ass is if you put your sperm in a turkey baster so I can impregnate myself”
“Unborn child nurtured by a mother’s heart. It’s cadence effortlessly embracing,that each are of this mortal life a part.
Through love,lines of infinity tracing.”
“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck”
“Before she can say, 'Oh I'm pregnant, I need to take of myself,' the damage may be done.”
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