(2013 quotes found)
“When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.”
Clarence Darrow
“One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice-president, and that one word is "to be prepared”
Dan Quayle
“Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.”
Will Rogers
“Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”
Douglas Adams
“The other day the President said, I know you've had some rough times, and I want to do something that will show the nation what faith that I have in you, in your maturity and sense of responsibility. He paused, then said, would you like a puppy?”
“This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It's what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve.”
George W. Bush
“Allow the president to invade a neighboring nation, whenever he shall deem it necessary to repel an invasion, and you allow him to do so whenever he may choose to say he deems it necessary for such a purpose - and you allow him to make war at pleasure.”
Abraham Lincoln
“Apparently Arnold was inspired by President Bush, who proved you can be a successful politician in this country even if English is your second language.”
Conan O'Brien
“This President is going to lead us out of this recovery.”
“The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, "You know what? Let's just grab lunch."”
Bill Maher
