(3302 quotes found)
“Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity.”
Erma Bombeck
“A market is never saturated with a good product, but it is very quickly saturated with a bad one.”
Henry Ford
“Productivity is never an accident. It is always the result of a commitment to excellence, intelligent planning, and focused effort.”
Paul J. Meyer
“You are a product of your environment. So choose the environment that will best develop you toward your objective. Analyze your life in terms of its environment. Are the things around you helping you toward success - or are they holding you back?”
W. Clement Stone
“More and more products are coming out in fiercely protective packaging designed to prevent consumers from consuming them. These days you have to open almost every consumer item by gnawing on the packaging.”
Dave Barry
“The productivity of work is not the responsibility of the worker but of the manager.”
Peter F. Drucker
“Today convenience is the success factor of just about every type of product and service that is showing steady growth.”
Charles G. Mortimer
“You can not inspect quality into the product; it is already there.”
W. Edwards Deming
“The simple act of paying positive attention to people has a great deal to do with productivity”
Tom Peters
“I think a good product would be Baby Duck Hat. It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then all of the sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man those ducks really take off! Also Baby Duck Hat is good for parties. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)”
Jack Handy
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