(29 quotes found)
“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.”
Tammy Faye Bakker
“What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.”
Dan Castellaneta
“A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.”
Joey Adams
“Victims' assistance wanted to give me $10,000 to go talk to a shrink or psychiatrist about it, ... But I got to thinking about it and realized I got my therapy right here.”
Elvin Bishop
“Anybody who goes to see a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined”
Samuel Goldwyn
“A man never benefits from going to a psychiatrist if the only reason he's there is because of his wife. You have to want to change from within.”
David Gergen
““A good administrator should be a good actor. No wonder, Krishna, the divine, who rules this universe is known as, “Natwar”, a king among the actors.””
Dr Hitesh C Sheth
“has a longstanding phobia, it appears, towards homosexuals of any kind. I'm not a psychologist and I'm not a psychiatrist, but I would say that he's filled with longstanding hate.”
John Conte
““If you cannot carry a worldly cross of morality, then you won’t bear a heavenly cross of spirituality.””