(45 quotes found)
“The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother - and they'll settle for a puppy every time.”
Winston Pendelton
“A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates”
Josh Billings
“All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others.”
Cynthia Heimel
“If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?”
Charles Pierce
“'Be comfortable with who you are', reads the headline on the Hush Puppies poster. Are they mad? If people were comfortable with who they were, they'd never buy any products except the ones they needed, and then where would the advertising industry be?”
Charles Edwards
“[As the story goes, Reba agrees to take in a puppy lost in the storm. The pup's owners find it by way of an Internet posting, and a little boy and his grandma come to see it. However, since they're staying in a shelter, and the dog isn't allowed in the shelter,] Reba invites them to stay in her house, ... and the numbers keep growing until soon we have a large, beautiful black family camped out all over Reba's house.”
Chris Rich
“We still need cat cages, cat carriers, dog kennels, animal toys, food — cat, dog, puppy and kitten. Water. We need old blankets and sheets in case we get sick animals. And we need money.”
Candy Clark
“We don't want any more sick puppies sold out of Keller's Flea Market.”
Trey Stokes
“I joked with a friend of mine that we should start renting puppies to single people.”
Dan Cohen
“Many beggars always have puppies. They buy them on the illegal market for a few euros. The puppies are often sedated, so that they don't move around, and when they grow up, who knows what happens to them.”
Francesca Cantalini
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