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“You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.”
Anne Lamott
“Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year”
Victor Borge
“Do you want me to tell you something really subversive? Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more.”
Erica Jong
“The lines of poetry, the period of prose, and even the texts of Scripture most frequently recollected and quoted, are those which are felt to be preeminently musical”
William Shenstone
“Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas”
Paula Poundstone
“You have to love a nation that celebrates its independence every July 4, not with a parade of guns, tanks, and soldiers who file by the White House in a show of strength and muscle, but with family picnics where kids throw Frisbees, the potato salad gets iffy, and the flies die from happiness. You may think you have overeaten, but it is patriotism.”
Contributed by: Andy James
Erma Bombeck
“This nation will remain the land of the free only so long as it is the home of the brave.”
Elmer Davis
“Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear”
Mark Twain
“WheN PeopLE ThinK U R Not The ONE who You ARe... Ask THEm First WHo THEy ARe To JudGE You”
Monika Singh
“Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"”
Annie Dillard
