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“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”
Robert McCloskey
“You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.”
Winston Churchill
“It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.”
Mark Twain
“The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and to let it come in.”
Morrie Schwartz
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
Jack Handey
“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.”
Emo Philips
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
George Carlin
“Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”
Oscar Wilde
“If you see a friend without a smile; give him one of yours.”
Proverb
“You know it's love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you're not part of their happiness.”
Julia Roberts
