(79 quotes found)
“If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.”
Mitch Hedberg
“I don't see much sense in that," said Rabbit. "No," said Pooh humbly, "there isn't. But there was going to be when I began it. It's just that something happened to it along the way.”
Winnie the Pooh
“When Rabbit said, `Honey or condensed milk with your bread?' he was so excited that he said, `Both,' and then, so as not to seem greedy, he added, `But don't bother about the bread, please.'”
A. A. Milne
“"Pooh," said Rabbit kindly, "you haven't any brain." "I know," said Pooh humbly.”
“A great many people now reading and writing would be better employed keeping rabbits.”
Dame Edith Sitwell
“I positively think that ladies who are always enceinte quite disgusting; it is more like a rabbit or guinea-pig than anything else and really it is not very nice.”
Queen Victoria
“You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I'll buy you a new car.”
Harvey Diamond
“In spite of the roaring of the young lions at the Union, and the screaming of the rabbits in the home of the vivisect, in spite of Keble College, and the tramways, and the sporting prints, Oxford still remains the most beautiful thing in England, and nowhere else are life and art so exquisitely blended, so perfectly made one.”
Oscar Wilde
“You never know how a cow catches a rabbit”
Proverb
“You come with a cat and call it a rabbit”
