(19 quotes found)
“Think before you speak. You might need to remember what you said.”
Rain Bojangles
“It is better to be redundant than remiss.”
“Babies are nature's way of ensuring that men and women will always have something in common.”
“Life is a gift. Open your present.”
“Smile. You might be happier than you think.”
“Intentionally using the quotes of others without author attribution is plagiarism and contributes to illiteracy.”
“I'm glad that people who say "The world is coming to an end." won't be around to say "I told you so!" if it does.”
“Most people think there is a God, but God is not what most people think.”
“The irony of the pot calling the kettle black. Where's the pun in that?”
“The song of the rose is heard with the nose.”
