(124 quotes found)
“It is better to be the head of chicken than the rear end of an ox”
Japanese Proverb
“My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.”
Erma Bombeck
“A wild goose never reared a tame gosling.”
Irish Proverb
“The first principle of child-rearing is to choose a good mother.”
Christian Morgenstern
“Phrases and their actual meanings: "My teacher has never liked me." Expect a phone call before lunch from the teacher informing you that your child has been launching hot dogs by compressing them inside a small Thermos and then removing the lid quickly.”
“There's enough of my rear end already,”
Kevin Bacon
“Our works decay and disappear but God gentlest works stay looking down on the ruins we toil to rear.”
Walter Smith
“He saved my [rear end].”
Calvin Baisley
“I think the car was really good for the first half of the race. The rear brake was a problem again this week.”
Chris Peterson
“I just felt a thump from the rear of my car. Ryan was up over me. He was upside down and there was a lot of fire. It was a quick thud and then the next thing you know we were in the wall.”
Alex Barron
