(1948 quotes found)
“"Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do no know. But there are also unknown unknowns -- the ones we don't know we don't know”
Donald Rumsfeld
“I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.”
Will Smith
“Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.”
Groucho Marx
“In West Virginia yesterday, a man was arrested for stealing several blow-up dolls. Reportedly, police didn't have any trouble catching the man because he was completely out of breath.”
Conan O'Brien
“Report me and my cause aright.”
William Shakespeare
“It's easier to make a reporter into an economist than an economist into a reporter.”
Frederick W. Taylor
“Unfortunately for my report, mom caught me and I didn't get to see how it ended.”
Calvin & Hobbes
“They have committed false report; moreover, they have spoken untruths; secondarily, they are slanders; sixth and lastly, they have belied a lady; thirdly, they have verified unjust things; and to conclude, they are lying knaves”
“President Bush left for Canada today to attend a trade summit. Reportedly, the trade summit got off to an awkward start when the president pulled out his baseball cards.”
“It hurts me to see her wounded by these scurrilous reports, and not have anyone to put the record straight.”
Paul McCartney
