(2473 quotes found)
“It is easier to restrain wild donkeys (Democrats) than to raise a dead elephant (Republicans)”
Arthur Hoff
“Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper. Democrats put them in the bottom of the bird cage.”
Will Stanton
“In choosing a president, we really don't choose a Republican or Democrat, a conservative or liberal. We choose a leader.”
Rudolph W. Giuliani
“Ann Richards on How to Be a Good Republican: 1. You have to believe that the nation's current 8-year prosperity was due to the work of Ronald Reagan and George Bush, but yesterday's gasoline prices are all Clinton's fault. 2. You have to believe that those privileged from birth achieve success all on their own. 3. You have to be against all government programs, but expect Social Security checks on time.”
Ann Richards
“You have to have been a Republican to know how good it is to be a Democrat.”
Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis
“A republican stands up in congress and says 'I GOT A REALLY BAD IDEA!!' and the democrat stands up after him and says 'AND I CAN MAKE IT SHITTIER!!'”
Lewis Black
“I pledge impertinence to the flag waving, of the unindicted co-conspirators of America, and to the republicans for which I can't stand, one abomination, underhanded fraud, indefensible, with Liberty and Justice... Forget it.”
Matt Groening
“The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.”
Will Rogers
“I stayed up last night and watched the Republican Convention all night long. I watched all of them talk, and listened to them and seen them and I'm not interested in politics. If you watch them and listen to them you can find out why.”
Casey Stengel
“President Bush is supporting Arnold but a lot of Republicans are not, because he is actually quite liberal. Karl Rove said if his father wasn't a Nazi, he wouldn't have any credibility with conservatives at all.”
Bill Maher
