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“In a restaurant one is both observed and unobserved. Joy and sorrow can be displayed and observed "unwittingly," the writer scowling naively and the diners wondering, What the hell is he doing?”
David Mamet
“Editors may think of themselves as dignified headwaiters in a well-run restaurant but more often they operate a snack bar and expect you to be grateful that at least they got the food to the table warm.”
Thomas Griffith
“I was at this restaurant. The sign said "Breakfast Anytime." So I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance.”
Steven Wright
“In a restaurant choose a table near a waiter”
Jewish Proverb
“You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants.”
Eddie Izzard
“A well-run restaurant is like a winning baseball team. It makes the most of every crew member's talent and takes advantage of every split-second opportunity to speed up service.”
David Ogilvy
“People are getting tired of going out to expensive restaurants and spending lots of money for seven pea pods and a two-inch steak.”
Lynne Bien
“I founded Wang Laboratories to show that Chinese could excel at things other than running laundries and restaurants.”
An Wang
“I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, ''Soup of the Day: Cream of Asparagus. Ellen DeGeneres.''”
Ellen DeGeneres
“In Tulsa, restaurants have signs that say, "Sorry, we're open."”
Roseanne Barr
