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“When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.”
Chi Chi Rodriguez
“Smart tyrants retire rich”
Voltaire
“Retirement may be looked upon either as a prolonged holiday or as a rejection, a being thrown on to the scrap-heap.”
Simone de Beauvoir
“There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working.”
Robert Half
“I had no problem going into retirement mode, ... I do what other retired guys do. I putter around the house and travel.”
Drew Carey
“Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to.”
Harry Emerson Fosdick
“I don't even think about a retirement program because I'm working for the Lord, for the Almighty. And even thought the Lord's pay isn't very high, his retirement program is, you might say, out of this world.”
George Foreman
“When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking.”
Gail Sheehy
“The minute I think I'm getting mellow, I'm retiring. Who ever heard of a mellow winner?”
Woody Hayes
“I advise you to go on living solely to enrage those who are paying your annuities. It is the only pleasure I have left.”