(3 quotes found)
“The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout.”
Josh Billings
“Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.”
Helen Rowland
“GOUT, n. A physician's name for the rheumatism of a rich patient.”
Ambrose Bierce