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“Tag this insensitive if you like, but I arrived in this world with no star to light my way, no pedigree or chest full of precious jewels. Armed only with determination and moderation, I dug a good life out of hard rock. Without so much as a speck of shame, I find solace in the failures of those who dug as untiringly as I did but in the opposite direction.”
Bobby W. Miller
“I’ve often wondered, since I was the moron that Billy Hicks and George Carlin were talking about, why I laughed?”
“Ending up an atheist wasn’t my fault. My mother’s religion forced her to breast feed me after coating her nipples with juice from a habanero pepper.”
