(1908 quotes found)
“There ought to be a room in every house to swear in”
Mark Twain
“Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.”
Winston Churchill
“Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you”
Groucho Marx
“Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing.”
Jack Handy
“It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.”
Stephen Wright
“I am going to my room to masturbate before I have a light lunch, if you would like to come and watch”
Salvador Dalí
“All men's miseries derive from not being able to sit in a quiet room alone.”
Blaise Pascal
“In a quarrel, leave room for reconciliation”
Russian Proverb
“When you have shut your doors, and darkened your room, remember, never to say that you are alone, for you are not alone, but God is within, and your genius is within”
Epictetus
“Every person has the power to make others happy.Some do it simply by entering a room --others by leaving the room.Some individuals leave trails of gloom;others, trails of joy.Some leave trails of hate and bitterness;others, trails of love and harmony.Some leave trails of cynicism and pessimism;others trails of faith and optimism.Some leave trails of criticism and resignation;others trails of gratitude and hope.What kind of trails do you leave?”
William Arthur Ward
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