(19 quotes found)
“I don't need to pay a therapist to give me crap. I have a roommate that does it for free.”
Ally McBeal
“My roommate says, I'm going to take a shower and shave, does anyone need to use the bathroom? It's like some weird quiz where he reveals the answer first.”
Mitch Hedberg
“I'm not the easiest person to live with. I'm kind of a slob. So for me to consider a roommate, it would have to be one of my sisters or something.”
Katie Holmes
“My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.”
Stephen Wright
“In college, I got my roommate into this. It's a lot of fun. I love history. The historical aspect of it is very interesting.... Truly, anybody who wants to be Scottish, we can find an ancestor who was Scottish.”
Dale Cline
“As far as I was concerned, I saw (having a black roommate) as being something very natural. When Casey came in and I was chosen to be his roommate, that did not raise my eyebrows as maybe some people would think. I had a good feeling being around Casey ... and I trusted any decision coach McGuire made.”
Dennis Powell
“[According to his old UNLV roommate, Chad Campbell always orders his burgers without any fixings.] He's just a plain guy, ... So, did you go to the golf tournament today?”
Chris Riley
“My roommate was black and he'd get me to dress up really nerdy and take me to the parties with the brothers. He'd put me in dance contests against the best dancer there. That's how we made our grocery money ... until people started recognizing me and didn't want to dance against me.”
Greg Talbott
“There's a learning process. You're definitely a different roommate in your 30s than you are in your 20s.”
Chris Hedgecock
“But my roommate (former Lady Cougar Amanda Barksdale) had had surgery on her knees before. And she told me, 'If you do what you've got to do, you'll be back by the time the (Comets') season starts.' I guess I stopped crying by then.”
Sancho Lyttle
