(1915 quotes found)
“At my hotel room, my friend came over and asked to use the phone. I said Certainly. He said Do I need to dial 9? I say Yeah. Especially if it's in the number. You can try four and five back to back real quick.”
Mitch Hedberg
“Eloquence, at its highest pitch, leaves little room for reason or reflection, but addresses itself entirely to the desires and affections, captivating the willing hearers, and subduing their understanding.”
David Hume
“Yogi saw three of his players in the locker room wearing Cone Head hats. Yogi said, Those guys make a pair.”
Yogi Berra
“Lord Ronald said nothing; he flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his horse and rode madly off in all directions”
Stephen Leacock
“Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.”
David Frost
“Suddenly, I felt like I was wearing patchouli in a room full of Chanel.”
Sarah Jessica Parker
“The trouble with photographing beautiful women is that you never get into the dark room until after they've gone.”
Yousuf Karsh
“I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now. Watching an empty stage.”
Bill Hicks
“No one knows what to say in the loser's locker room.”
Muhammad Ali
“With vision there is no room to be frightened., No reason for intimidation. It's time to march forward! Let's be confident and positive!”
Charles R. Swindoll