(122 quotes found)
“To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, Hey, can you give me a hand? You can say, Sorry, got these sacks. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)”
Jack Handy
“We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked.”
Monty Python
“A fact is like a sack - it won't stand up if it's empty. To make it stand up, first you have to put in it all the reasons and feelings that caused it in the first place.”
Luigi Pirandello
“Don't criticize in the sack. Discuss constructively later.”
Ruth Westheimer
“If a chairman sacks the manager he initially appointed, he should go as well.”
Brian Clough
“Everyone always wants the most tackles, the most sacks, the most interceptions. When you compete with those guys, it makes you better. But it's all in good fun. Everyone's friends. I'm just as happy for those guys when they do well as they are for me when I succeed.”
Bobby Carpenter
“I shouldn't be taking sacks. I'm too good an athlete to be takings sacks. I need to get the ball gone or find a crease and run through it. . . . As you can tell, I'm frustrated more on the negative than the positive.”
Bradlee Van Pelt
“The pizza is really good. They get it from a local place. It comes in a sack.”
Andy Pfeifer
“We were able to get the first sack of the year on (Manning). That was one of the plays we did well, but we needed more of that.”
Bryant Young
“Just imagine if they held the ball for a second or two seconds more. There would be a sack fest.”
Bryan Pata