(105 quotes found)
“Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year”
Victor Borge
“I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.”
Dick Gregory
“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live”
George Carlin
“Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exists, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy.”
Charles A. Dana
“A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus.”
Herbert Hoover
“Physically he was the connoisseur's connoisseur. He was a giant panda, Santa Claus and the Jolly Green Giant rolled into one. On him, a lean and slender physique would have looked like very bad casting.”
Craig Claiborne
“Santa is our culture's only mythic figure truly believed in by a large percentage of the population. It's a fact that most of the true believers are under eight years old, and that's a pity.”
Chris Van Allsburg
“No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace, is going to shoot Santa Claus just before a hard Christmas.”
Alfred E. Smith
