(49 quotes found)
“Thanks for informing us (in Facebook). We really NEED to know that your armpit is sweating like hell when it's freaking hot wherever you are.”
MJ Christine
“I wore glasses to hide my face, but now I see other people's real faces. I don't have to hide my face anymore. Problem Solved.”
Kartik Kapila
“Just like 'saas-bahu' series girls must also watch 'cookery' shows too on television. No offense!”
Pravin Prajapati
“That funny moment when folks who talk about music piracy download the music themselves.”
“Asking someone to change is like raising hand against master's creativity.”
“God is bisexual and he leaves nobody.”
“John Lennon, Jesus is bigger than The Beatles.”
A.J. Chilson
“[That sarcasm is mild compared to Morris' treatment of Nixon, who the authors say may have had an affair with a cocktail waitress.] Well, I can't even imagine him with his own wife, let alone someone else, ... I'm going to now caress your little appendages.”
Jim Morris
“If I have to use some sarcasm or . . . do whatever, ... I'll do what I have to do.”
Charlie Trotter
