(43 quotes found)
“There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.”
Jean Baudrillard
“Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.”
Johnny Carson
“At a turbulent public meeting once I lost my temper and said some harsh and sarcastic things. The proposal I was supporting was promptly defeated. My father who was there, said nothing, but that night, on my pillow I found a marked passage from Aristotle: Anybody can become angry--that is easy, but to be angry with the right person and to the right degree and at the right time and for the right purpose, and in the right way -- that is not within everybody's power and is not easy.”
Arthur Gordon
“A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.”
Lawrence G. Lovasik
“I'm good at being sarcastic with guys. They don't want the quiet, prissy little things.”
Jessica Alba
“Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing”
John Erskine
“Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy.”
Bryant H. McGill
“Those who laugh and find amusement in sarcasm are mean, not the one who is sarcastic.”
MJ Christine
“Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?”
Bill Watterson
“Your'e going to hate me in a minute. Why waste time?”
Pete McCulloch
