(289 quotes found)
“Satan hasn't a single salaried helper; the Opposition employ a million”
Mark Twain
“It is agreed, in this country, that if a man can arrange his religion so that it perfectly satisfies his conscience, it is not incumbent on him to care whether the arrangement is satisfactory to anyone else or not”
“He must be very ignorant for he answers every question he is asked”
Voltaire
“If man had created man he would be ashamed of his performance”
“Satire and believability are irresistible to the news media.”
Joey Skaggs
“No better liar had there been in these parts as that ball player with hams for arms unless he be a man with a fishing rod and tackle box in his hands and his feet wet as rain.”
“There's a certain depth to the stories and to the satire. I think we're craving something not as vulgar, maybe a little cleaner. The great thing about the show is that it's so tongue-in-cheek and not as blatant.”
Jessica Fuller
“Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with a cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.”
“Adam was the only man who, when saying a good thing, knew that nobody had said it before him.”
“One of the brightest gems in the New England weather is the dazzling uncertainty of it.”
