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Voltaire

“Our wretched species is so made that those who walk on the well-trodden path always throw stones at those who are showing a new road”

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Mark Twain

“Man is the lowest animal.”

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Mark Twain

“ If readers recognized that he was an ass, unaware of his own stupidity, ''your work will be a triumph.”

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Mark Twain

“Well, we can take you to meet Napoleon -- but he's shining the boots of the person who actually was the world's greatest military genius. He happens to have been a tinsmith from Pennsylvania who never had a chance to go to a military academy -- so he never even knew he was a great military genius. He was born with that capacity -- and only here in heaven do we actually know who these people are.”

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Mark Twain

“Man is the religious animal. He is the only religious animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion –- several of them. He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself and cuts his throat, if his theology isn't straight. He has made a graveyard of the globe in trying his honest best to smooth his brother's path to happiness and heaven.”

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Mark Twain

“If they had not landed there would be some reason for celebrating the fact.”

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Voltaire

“Ice-cream is exquisite. What a pity it isn't illegal.”

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“In 1968 I organized the Hippie Bus Tour to Queens as a satirical cultural exchange tour and I attempted to burn down a Vietnamese Village Nativity I erected in Central Park to protest the war in Vietnam.”

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Mark Twain

“I do not want Michaelangelo for breakfast - but for luncheon - for dinner - for tea - for supper - for between meals.”

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Mark Twain

“No one has ever seen a Republican mass meeting that was devoid of the perception of the ludicrous.”

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