(289 quotes found)
“Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.”
Mark Twain
“Pornography is a satire on human pretensions.”
Angela Carter
“Satire should, like a polished razor keen, Wound with a touch that's scarcely felt or seen”
Mary Worley Montagu
“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.”
“Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.”
Benjamin Franklin
“God must love the common man, he made so many of them”
Abraham Lincoln
“If there were no God, it would have been necessary to invent him.”
Voltaire
“I don't know if there are men on the moon, but if there are they must be using the earth as their lunatic asylum”
George Bernard Shaw
“Fools are my theme; let satire be my song.”
Lord Byron
“When he who hears does not know what he who speaks means, and when he who speaks does not know what he himself means, that is philosophy”