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“My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“I saw a star, I reached for it, and I missed. So I accepted the sky.”
Scott Fortini
“If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong though. It's Hambone.”
Jack Handy
“If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?”
Stephen Wright
“I came, I saw, I conquered.”
Julius Caesar
“Here is the difference between Dante, Milton, and me. They wrote about hell and never saw the place. I wrote about Chicago after looking the town over for years and years.”
Carl Sandburg
“You never saw a fish on the wall with its mouth shut”
Sally Berger
“Did my heart love till now? Forswear it, sight, For I never saw true beauty till this night”
William Shakespeare
“I saw a cat yesterday with 4 legs and yet it was only a yellow cat, and rather small, too, for its size. They were not all fore legs several of them were hind legs; indeed almost a majority of them were.”
Mark Twain
“The art galleries of Paris contain the finest collection of frames I ever saw.”
Humphrey Davy
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