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“Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.”
Albert Einstein
“The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.”
Tom Bodett
“True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.”
Kurt Vonnegut
“God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board”
Mark Twain
“I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.”
Woody Allen
“I've never let my school interfere with my education.”
“Remember in elementary school you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file from smallest to tallest? What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?”
Warren Hutcherson
“I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful.”
Tre Cool
“The philosophy of the school room in one generation will be the philosophy of government in the next.”
Abraham Lincoln
“School days, I believe, are the unhappiest in the whole span of human existence.”
Henry Louis Mencken
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