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“Private schools are for parents who have everything except a relationship with their children”
Emilio Estevez
“When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life.”
John Lennon
“Chapter 12, 'senior year' has just begun”
Daleen Irshaid
“An exceedingly confident student would in theory make a terrible student. Why would he take school seriously when he feels that he can outwit his teachers?”
Criss Jami
“homeworks do not make life complicated, life itself is already complicated.”
Minu-Tshyeto K. Bidzimou
“All the books in all the libraries in all the world are of no use if little Johnny can't read.”
Rain Bojangles
“Have you ever noticed that teachers assign homework, but more than half of thier students don't actually do it?”
John Pack Jr
“It's not that we don't have the funds to improve our education system, we just give higher priority to all other things, like defense and war. What's the point of defending a country full of idiots?”
Marcus Gonzales
“Fun at school is like prescription medicine: You are only allowed very small doses or you're in trouble.”
Christopher Febvre
“The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.”
Tom Bodett