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“As a young boy, when you get splashed by a mud puddle on the way to school, you wonder if you should go home and change, but be late for school, or go to school the way you are; dirty and soaking wet. Well, while he tried to decide, I drove by and splashed him again.”
Jack Handy
“A sense of curiosity is nature's original school of education.”
Smiley Blanton
“Those who get lost on the way to school will never find their way through life”
German Proverb
“I don't know how to be happy - They didn't teach it in my school”
Ashleigh Brilliant
“They say that we are better educated than our parents' generation. What they mean is that we go to school longer. It is not the same thing.”
Richard Yates
“High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless.”
John Mayer
“The minority, the ruling class at present, has the schools and press, usually the Church as well, under its thumb. This enables it to organize and sway the emotions of the masses, and make its tool of them.”
Albert Einstein
“You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.”
Emo Philips
“Cafeteria-style education, combined with the unwillingness of our schools to place demands on students, has resulted in a steady diminishment of commonly shared information between generations and between young people themselves.”
E. D. Hirsch Jr.
“I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that.”
Dick Gregory
