(175 quotes found)
“...you may have created my past and screwed up my present but you have no control over my future.”
David Klass
“Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do, and you get screwed.”
Chuck Palahniuk
“So what do we do? Anything. Something. So long as we just don't sit there. If we screw it up, start over. Try something else. If we wait until we've satisfied all the uncertainties, it may be too late.”
Lee Iacocca
“Well, I screwed it up real good, didn't I?”
Richard M. Nixon
“A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are screwed first.”
Chanakya
“You hear about how many fourth quarter comebacks that a guy has and I think it means a guy screwed up in the first three quarters.”
Peyton Manning
“I can't do anything else. So if this falls through, I'm screwed.”
Tim Roth
“I admit I'm being paid well, but it's no more than I deserve. After all, I've been screwed more times than a hooker.”
Sean Connery
“But screw your courage to the sticking-place and we'll not fail.”
William Shakespeare
“I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend.”
Jimmy Fallon