(191 quotes found)
“Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do, and you get screwed.”
Chuck Palahniuk
“A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are screwed first.”
Chanakya
“...you may have created my past and screwed up my present but you have no control over my future.”
David Klass
“Well, I screwed it up real good, didn't I?”
Richard M. Nixon
“So what do we do? Anything. Something. So long as we just don't sit there. If we screw it up, start over. Try something else. If we wait until we've satisfied all the uncertainties, it may be too late.”
Lee Iacocca
“But screw your courage to the sticking-place and we'll not fail.”
William Shakespeare
“I admit I'm being paid well, but it's no more than I deserve. After all, I've been screwed more times than a hooker.”
Sean Connery
“You hear about how many fourth quarter comebacks that a guy has and I think it means a guy screwed up in the first three quarters.”
Peyton Manning
“I can't do anything else. So if this falls through, I'm screwed.”
Tim Roth
“Dr. Miller says we are pessimistic because life seems like a very bad, very screwed-up film. If you ask "What the hell is wrong with the projector?" and go up to the control room, you find it's empty. You are the projectionist, and you should have been up there all the time.”
Colin Wilson
