(4 quotes found)
“I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'”
Jerry Seinfield
“There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."”
Jerry Seinfeld
“The famous comedian Jerry Seinfeld froze and was booed off stage at his first show at a comedy club. Believing he had what it took, he still went back the next night, blew them away and the rest is history. Keep coming back for more until you get what you need.”
Lori R Taylor
“According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.”
